Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
Since last year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. Therefore, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your company’s outstanding performance and past experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
Not your typical job applicant
